10.12.2020 – 17.2.2021
You do well in hiding,
In fearing you do well,
Because we’re about to end with
We’ll burn down
Macho sports newsrooms
And put an end to the use of cars.
We’ll be free, believe us,
You’ll enjoy it just as much.
“I’m no heterophobe, in fact I got plenty of cishet friends and they are super clean and very nice. But why do they have to flaunt it? OK, you’re straight, I get it, but can you please go straight home to be so damn straight?
“Back in the days when I was studying neuroscience, I was told that when the tonsils of some monkeys swell, the monkeys behave heterosexually: then there’s a lot of kicking each other, some monkeys monkeymansplain and then brutally fight.
“Women with men, that’s a mess. It is no normal, it isn’t naturel. I’d say, ‘just don’t call it marriage’.”
It’s the last day of opinionated cocks.
The last Sunday cishet guys ride their cars
In their sportswear,
Reading their sports newspapers
In our neighbourhoods.
Hacéis bien en tener miedo,
Porque vamos a acabar
Con vuestra norma heteropatriarcal.
Acabaremos con el uso del coche.
Seremos libres, creednos,
Y nuestra libertad os hará mejores.
Del combo, chándal, Marca, coche, domingo.
You can listen to a studio version of “Fuera heteros de nuestros barrios” here.